I want you by my sideWe’re brothersyou and I.

l1lithium:

Little magical girl. 

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

lohanthony:

homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society

snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

joon’s revenge

bones-and-bricks:

daftpostpunk:

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

moriartys-in-the-tardis:

"OH, YOU CAN’T SHIP THAT, IT’S -"image

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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